Les mots de la carpe / Lucrèce Andreae

Graduation film on speed-dating encounters by French animator Lucrèce Andreae.


Rent him!

Lets say its Valentine’s day and you don’t have a date. The city is filled with little heats, flowers and teddybears and everybody holds hands making you more miserable and distressed.  But do not despair : there is a solution for you , a perfect available date that will make all your friends and colleagues green with envy. That is if you have $50,000 handy and you are a woman, because then you can rent Vincent Gallo’s ‘services’ for a whole night of excitement. His services are modestly explained and available  here

And in case you want to take things a step further you can also have a baby with Vincent’s sperm for the humble amount of $1,000,000.00. See? Date problem solved!